My girlfriend watches me play this and we both agree this game is one of the funniest things we've seen. We both constantly laugh our asses off at the dialogue.
My party disappeared when I did the soccer event first, and they were gone after that. then the priestess and others appeared when she learns divine retribution.
edit: I tried reverse order, and they're still gone after soccer event.
I'm runnung into an error trying to add the game on Joiplay. Yes I have the RPGM RTP, VX Ace to be specific and I've ran out of ideas about how to fix this. Could anyone help me?
"JoiPlay doesn't emulate Windows or any operation system so games that depend on Windows APIs or uncommon Node.js classes/functions won't work. Estimated compatibility rates are 70% for RPG Maker XP/VX/VX Ace games and %90 for other game types."
Are you sure it's the Xmas event? It sounds like anvils quest. Could you tell me a little more of the steps you took to end up where you are? Like who did you talk to and what areas did you visit?
Hello，I m interested in this game, but in chapter 4,I have a problem, I can't enter the boss'camp, even I check the map in the bandit's house.whatever I walk around the camp, I still cant enter the camp
Hello, I am super interested in trying out this game, I've tried downloading on both of my Macs but having an issue with opening the game file. I've downloaded other games on itch and have no issues I just double click the app and magic. With this download after extracting I can see in the folder the credits + Game.app. I even checked package contents and the files are all there. When I go to open Game.app it just says
The application “Game.app” can’t be opened.
Wondering if anyone else has this issue and any workarounds.
Note: I am clicking the Mac download of course and also right clicking and admin forcing doesn't open still
I'm also experiencing it on the latest public update. I found a different game that had a similar issue, apparently the dev had to tweak the mac export to compile for the apple chips(m1, ect). I have an m1 mac book air so that seems to make sense. https://itch.io/t/2158434/the-application-cant-be-opened-on-mac
im stuck in the bandit camp of chapter 4, i can go on the hill, and bridge and into the cabin. that's it. when i go up to the trapdoor it says i need to ask G.G. for a refund. i have no saves before this point. what do i do?
sry for the late reply but i started a new game and got a refund for the lockpicks before heading over there and it worked, but it seems if u dont do that you get stuck there
I truly do love this Game. Its humor and overall sense of storytelling add so much to the experience, however, as it currently stands the combat and enemies combined can make for a truly monotonous journey. I will list off sharp difficulty spikes, and confusing design decisions that I encountered.
(Notes: I apologize in advance for grammar and sentence structure peculiarities, I spent over 2 hours revising my thoughts and typing them out, after which I didn’t have any more time to commit to revising them further)
The greatest issue is the Priestess is that she desperately needs a buff, as it currently stands the combat becomes a constant game of “Does she have enough MP for Holy Light, No. well, then I’m fucked. Let’s go back a save for the fifth time so far” Even if restorative items attempt to rectify the issue, it does not it only puts a band-aid on a gaping problem.
I understand that the priestess's depletion of mana was most likely an attempt to balance the character to ensure she is not broken, it however instead severely cripples her usefulness in combat, this becomes a massive problem when you realize just how necessary she is to assisting Goblin Layer to defeat hordes of Goblins especially “Holy Light” which I believe if the game had without it would be unbeatable, without cheating or exploiting. Another point is the standard combat option for her does no damage, which I assume was probably intentional it however makes using her feel incredibly aggravating especially when you end up in situations where she really can’t make any moves besides the basic attack, which does 0 damage, (please make it do at least a little, I get she is a magic type user but 0?)
The unwarranted difficulty of Grindr is a combination of factors, I will only talk about the confusing decision as to why it was introduced when it is. Why is it so early?, the player has no chance of beating it through normal means, and when the player realizes this no exp is gained when you die inside because you die, this forces you to go back a save to save before the Grindr, instead of just kicking you out the front, allowing you to gain exp and try again later, it prevents the player from gaining any exp, said exp would make the fight against Goblina much more manageable, and far less repetitive, the amazon lady fight as well…
Though I documented numerous things I left them out of this message as I didn’t want to make the message too long so that it wouldn’t be a wall of text for you to review, please understand that I love this game but as it currently stands it is far too difficult to stomach (I’m currently stuck on the cheese quest).
Please reach out to me for clarification, or for more information on issues I uncovered with the game, or you can tell me how I was supposed to do something, I digress. Other players are more than welcome to have a conversation in chat with me about it, I would love to see it. Although you may not want it from me, I have some ideas as to how to solve some of these difficulty spikes.
Hello, hello. Thanks for the very constructive criticism :) I've been working a bit on re-balancing stuff, equipment in particular used to be kinda OP, so things can probably be a bit janky at the moment. Might have nerfed the party a bit too hard.
I will add your wall of text on my "have a look at these things"-list! Getting kicked out of Grinder instead of dying is a good idea.
If you got another list of problems, suggestions for improvements and such, I'd be happy to read them. If the comments feel impractical, you could maybe write them in pastebin and link, or visit the discord channel.
It works fine when I test them, but I'll try to figure something out. I've updated some things in 0.44.1.b, hopefully they will help improve performance
Playing current free version, just unlocked the cottage and now i can't do anything. I have cleared the 6 frontier quests, and townhall girl doesn't give me anything to do there.
Quest log isn't telling me anything (Thighs of Thunder quest being latest saying complete)
Click on the cottage and it says to just head there, but there is nothing to do at the cottage? (2 rooms you can't even enter - side room and the one between stair cases)
Goblin Cave is also not doing anything when i enter it.
There were a bunch of bugs in the last version, sounds like you ran into some of them. I just uploaded a new version today, hopefully it will work better!
im stuck after the bathing in river scene with farm girl, where she tells you to get tools from the city, I get stuck on the block with the bubbles on and cant seem to move :/
My Dude You Are Doing God's Work!As A Long Time Goblin Slayer Fanboy,I always wanted a good parody h-game for it,but the only stuff that was there were flash games.Just Discovered Yours Today,And It is truly amazing,top 10 best vn games ive played.I already got my homies playing it,To Support you i even made a banner for my yt channel and pfp for the game.RemmyKordz - YouTube Check It Out! Probably Gonna Change It After Awhile But It Came Out Better Than I Expected.
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Android version pls
I'm trying to figure out android studio, the problem is that my iq is quite low, so it might take a while
The amount of IQ you have is a minimum of 120
just use joiplay
My girlfriend watches me play this and we both agree this game is one of the funniest things we've seen. We both constantly laugh our asses off at the dialogue.
relationship goals
Hey, how do I know when I finished all the content?
You just, like, feel it man
No but if you finish the latest main quest, and talk to everyone in town & the goblin cave. You've probably managed to play it all
how could you pass up the opportunity of "may he rest in cheese"? :)
May he rest in cheese, and may his memory brie a gouda one
the zip file for windows is empty.
Stairs are also broken for the Christmas event
It's not empty when I test download it. Maybe something got messed up on your end? I'll check out the stairs :)
My party disappeared when I did the soccer event first, and they were gone after that. then the priestess and others appeared when she learns divine retribution.
edit: I tried reverse order, and they're still gone after soccer event.
edit 2: get stuck on stairs for armory as well.
this game is fucking hilarious, i am in love with the gameplay. gonna be real with u here chief, came for the porn stayed for the action.
You can't trap me in supporters hell like that, seems like I'm currently clicking trough a supporters list with no escape in sight.
Hello how's going? I only would like to know if I can upload a video content of this game on pornhub or xhamster? Thx!
It's good
this game have impregnation?
a bit, it's mostly optional
is that tall Knight
why is solaire of astora in this game
He didn't find the sun, so he had to settle for something else
I'm runnung into an error trying to add the game on Joiplay. Yes I have the RPGM RTP, VX Ace to be specific and I've ran out of ideas about how to fix this. Could anyone help me?
"JoiPlay doesn't emulate Windows or any operation system so games that depend on Windows APIs or uncommon Node.js classes/functions won't work. Estimated compatibility rates are 70% for RPG Maker XP/VX/VX Ace games and %90 for other game types."
what is used to make the scenes
A jury-rigged frankenstein mess of a program. But in the future it will be Blender! Currently learning
How do i make goblina and the other goblins in my cave pregnant? I'm not being given an option like the one goblin in Grindr
I think you might need to progress a bit in the main quest first
Every time I try to play your game I get this screen (I'm on Windows)
Hmm, even on a new/fresh save?
yes this is my first time playing
https://mega.nz/file/YMIgRTqT#6JH3uYeKLKW4GEzJa4CPOJtTktFHaHBWCvb4IA2Mtvc
If you extract this to js/plugin (make sure it overwrites), does it fix the error?
What program do you use to make the scenes?
I can't enter northport to do the christmas event. Every time I try and enter it stops me at the stairs that takes me into northport.
I'll fix this in a future update! Others have reported it as well
alive？
ye, was just really busy in august, and beginning of september I guess, but back on track now
Quick Question: Pregnancy?
Quick Answer (23 days late): Yes, but the mechanics are not super deep at the moment. It's also optional.
I think we will go deeper in the future for sure
Having some issues.
doing Xmas event, trying to find flower but unable to find. clicked everywhere, got the elven pin ups from chest and now Im locked in this forest area
Are you sure it's the Xmas event? It sounds like anvils quest. Could you tell me a little more of the steps you took to end up where you are? Like who did you talk to and what areas did you visit?
been awhile but, seems like it's the anvil quest, I also started the xmas quest at the same time. still unable to finish the quest.
Hello，I m interested in this game, but in chapter 4,I have a problem, I can't enter the boss'camp, even I check the map in the bandit's house.whatever I walk around the camp, I still cant enter the camp
Hello, I am super interested in trying out this game, I've tried downloading on both of my Macs but having an issue with opening the game file. I've downloaded other games on itch and have no issues I just double click the app and magic. With this download after extracting I can see in the folder the credits + Game.app. I even checked package contents and the files are all there. When I go to open Game.app it just says
The application “Game.app” can’t be opened.
Wondering if anyone else has this issue and any workarounds.
Note: I am clicking the Mac download of course and also right clicking and admin forcing doesn't open still
Thankyou so much:)
Hmm, to be honest I don't know much how things work on mac. Do you still have this issue on the new update?
Well I'm not the same person but I did run into the same issue.
I'm also experiencing it on the latest public update. I found a different game that had a similar issue, apparently the dev had to tweak the mac export to compile for the apple chips(m1, ect). I have an m1 mac book air so that seems to make sense. https://itch.io/t/2158434/the-application-cant-be-opened-on-mac
hey, could it be that game would have android version?
Hi, I'm trying to create an Android version but it might take while. I'm not very experienced on platforms other than PC.
But you can try joiplay https://joiplay.org/ for now. It's an emulator for rpgm games
I can't, my Samsung Galaxy A11 couldn't launch whole the stuff :'-(
Thanks, it works in my phone
what software u use to make this? unity?? cause i always have problem woth that,,
It's rpgm, so not unity :)
im stuck in the bandit camp of chapter 4, i can go on the hill, and bridge and into the cabin. that's it. when i go up to the trapdoor it says i need to ask G.G. for a refund. i have no saves before this point. what do i do?
I'll check it out
sry for the late reply but i started a new game and got a refund for the lockpicks before heading over there and it worked, but it seems if u dont do that you get stuck there
I truly do love this Game. Its humor and overall sense of storytelling add so much to the experience, however, as it currently stands the combat and enemies combined can make for a truly monotonous journey. I will list off sharp difficulty spikes, and confusing design decisions that I encountered.
(Notes: I apologize in advance for grammar and sentence structure peculiarities, I spent over 2 hours revising my thoughts and typing them out, after which I didn’t have any more time to commit to revising them further)
The greatest issue is the Priestess is that she desperately needs a buff, as it currently stands the combat becomes a constant game of “Does she have enough MP for Holy Light, No. well, then I’m fucked. Let’s go back a save for the fifth time so far” Even if restorative items attempt to rectify the issue, it does not it only puts a band-aid on a gaping problem.
I understand that the priestess's depletion of mana was most likely an attempt to balance the character to ensure she is not broken, it however instead severely cripples her usefulness in combat, this becomes a massive problem when you realize just how necessary she is to assisting Goblin Layer to defeat hordes of Goblins especially “Holy Light” which I believe if the game had without it would be unbeatable, without cheating or exploiting. Another point is the standard combat option for her does no damage, which I assume was probably intentional it however makes using her feel incredibly aggravating especially when you end up in situations where she really can’t make any moves besides the basic attack, which does 0 damage, (please make it do at least a little, I get she is a magic type user but 0?)
The unwarranted difficulty of Grindr is a combination of factors, I will only talk about the confusing decision as to why it was introduced when it is. Why is it so early?, the player has no chance of beating it through normal means, and when the player realizes this no exp is gained when you die inside because you die, this forces you to go back a save to save before the Grindr, instead of just kicking you out the front, allowing you to gain exp and try again later, it prevents the player from gaining any exp, said exp would make the fight against Goblina much more manageable, and far less repetitive, the amazon lady fight as well…
Though I documented numerous things I left them out of this message as I didn’t want to make the message too long so that it wouldn’t be a wall of text for you to review, please understand that I love this game but as it currently stands it is far too difficult to stomach (I’m currently stuck on the cheese quest).
Please reach out to me for clarification, or for more information on issues I uncovered with the game, or you can tell me how I was supposed to do something, I digress. Other players are more than welcome to have a conversation in chat with me about it, I would love to see it. Although you may not want it from me, I have some ideas as to how to solve some of these difficulty spikes.
Hello, hello. Thanks for the very constructive criticism :)
I've been working a bit on re-balancing stuff, equipment in particular used to be kinda OP, so things can probably be a bit janky at the moment. Might have nerfed the party a bit too hard.
I will add your wall of text on my "have a look at these things"-list! Getting kicked out of Grinder instead of dying is a good idea.
If you got another list of problems, suggestions for improvements and such, I'd be happy to read them. If the comments feel impractical, you could maybe write them in pastebin and link, or visit the discord channel.
Is there a way to rewatch sex scenesthat involve the tonwspeople? if so, how?
There's a room in the inn for this. But it's a bonus for patreons only at the moment, during development.
its a fucking masterpiece, long live shortstacks. Looking forward to updates
Idk how I got here. I looked up the anime but now have this, and I'm happy with it
Life takes you to unexpected places.
Its such a good game fr fr
I was wondering when saving will work again since version 0.44? Unless I need to redownload again?
Hi, new saves should work fine at the moment.
Old saves have the potential to cause some bugs though.
Patreon version is currently 44.2, I think after 044.2 and onward it will mostly be business as usual again :)
The animation lag on my pc
All of them, or certain ones?
all of them
It works fine when I test them, but I'll try to figure something out.
I've updated some things in 0.44.1.b, hopefully they will help improve performance
Just found this game, and it's funny and awesome.
Playing current free version, just unlocked the cottage and now i can't do anything. I have cleared the 6 frontier quests, and townhall girl doesn't give me anything to do there.
Quest log isn't telling me anything (Thighs of Thunder quest being latest saying complete)
Click on the cottage and it says to just head there, but there is nothing to do at the cottage? (2 rooms you can't even enter - side room and the one between stair cases)
Goblin Cave is also not doing anything when i enter it.
There were a bunch of bugs in the last version, sounds like you ran into some of them. I just uploaded a new version today, hopefully it will work better!
These Mount and Blade references are amazing.
Need help for Android joiplay not working for me sad life. (Need other app like JoiPlay)
im stuck after the bathing in river scene with farm girl, where she tells you to get tools from the city, I get stuck on the block with the bubbles on and cant seem to move :/
Okay, I will look into that!
I'd kill for some VR support of this game.
Keep on updating maybe one day we'll get lucky.
My Dude You Are Doing God's Work!As A Long Time Goblin Slayer Fanboy,I always wanted a good parody h-game for it,but the only stuff that was there were flash games.Just Discovered Yours Today,And It is truly amazing,top 10 best vn games ive played.I already got my homies playing it,To Support you i even made a banner for my yt channel and pfp for the game.RemmyKordz - YouTube
Check It Out!
Probably Gonna Change It After Awhile But It Came Out Better Than I Expected.
That's a sweet banner, nice job :D
If you encounter a bug where Amazonussy gets stuck in screen, you can try this fix:
https://parodos.itch.io/goblinlayer/devlog/504013/goblin-layer-version-0436-free...
please make mac port i need that goblinussy
I'm gonna start with mac ports from 0.43.9 and onwards :)
So just a few updates more
thanks pookie bear
10/10. funny game about a very psychopath addicted to goblinussy to the point of ignoring every pussy in existance.